Church Bulletin Misprints...
These are a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are some more 'actual' church bulletin misprints... from where, I don't know, but if true pretty funny.-N-

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a national prayer & fasting conference: The cost for attending the fasting and prayer conference includes meals.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in therecreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Miss Charlene Mason sang I Will Not Pass This Way Again, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing Break Forth Into Joy.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be what is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person's you want remembered.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-- Prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Weight watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday; I upped my pledge - up yours!